HELLO. I’m Morgan.

I live in sunny San Diego and am a graphic designer by day and internet addict by night (okay, maybe sometimes during the day too).  This little corner of the internet is my home away from home, my escape … my therapy. What began as a place to catalog my obsession with shopping and design quickly morphed into a deep love affair between me and Mr. Internet. I tend to keep my posts short and sweet, showcasing spectacular things that catch my eye. Mind you, some of them are spectacularly bad.

Here’s a little more useless information, in case you’re interested.

• TV is my maker. I love TV! My DVR is quite literally busting at the seams.
• Sometimes when I drink, I get twangy. I went to college in the south where the native language was redneck and apparently you can’t take the south out of the girl kinda thing.
• I may have been a truck driver in my previous life. Or a sailor. Because I swear a lot. Like, a fucking lot.
• My New Year’s Resolution for 2011 was to make my bed everyday. I’ve kept it and strangely, it makes me feel very organized.
• I am habitually punctual. Which usually translates into being at least 10 minutes early. For everything. It also really irritates people. Subsequently, I loathe tardiness.
• I speak fluent sarcasm.
• I can’t lie. Every time I do I start busting up laughing. I think its payback for spending my teenage years pretending to be in my 20s.
• I love all things carbohydrate. I once ate a whole loaf of bread by myself in a single sitting. True story.
• My dog is famous.
• Elevators are for the fat and the lazy. I always take the stairs.
• I use real butter. Sometimes I even eat it by itself. Gross, I know.
• I am a firm believer that happy hour should begin at noon on Fridays. Hell, who am I kidding – happy hour should start at noon everyday. And while we’re at it, why limit happy to only an hour?